In honor of St. Patrick's Day, and in honor of my Leprechaun name Blarney McSmelly, which I love, I composed a limerick:
There once was a gal called McSmelly
Whose toes were all filled with green jelly.
She scraped and she scrubbed,
Heaped it all in a tub,
And sold the lot off to the deli.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!